Creature Feature:
Once upon a time Marilyn Manson ate a carnvial, he gobbled up all the show side acts and the big top, he ate a elephant which gave him indigestion. It just happened two EMO childern where at the fair and they got roasted and covered in gravy and made a tasty main. After this huge eating fest Manson felt rather ill, so he stuck his two fingers and vommmmmmmed allll over is current girlfreind who is 12 and wants to be a kitten so Manson can bite her head off and throw it at her parents. The EMO childern came out whole as Manson was like "blerk your EMO and cutting you up would ruin your image (never mind the fact they do enough self harming to last one a life time) and your Image is the only tasty part of you, I'll have to eat you whole.
A Funny occurrence happend whilst being in the belly of the forementioned singer, the two EMO boys formed a band, naming it "Creature Feature" since they were covered in carnvial-ness whilst being in Marilyn Manson bellys they decided to make both of those facts they're main influence. Once getting over the trauma(and excitement) off being eating by Marilyn Manson and then being regurgitated they put out a cd tittled " The greatest show unearthed" and what a fucking misleading tittle. Its not the Greatest show its shit. Someone should have told these boys they'd make more money if they had told the Manson story to glossy Magizines and collabrated with A theme park to create a ride named something like "The furry of Marilyn Manson's Belly". They have caught the tail of the EMO generation and have no range. It makes my ears bleed. I would tell you to go die boys but, you'd love that. What being EMO and all.
http://www.myspace.com/creaturefeaturemusic
P.s Sorry Marilyn.
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